Once upon a time, there was a little girl. And she was really awesome and everyone loved her.And she was me. And this little girl determined that if she wanted to get her fitness on, she needed to go to the gym. So she arose ridiculously early one morning with the woman formerly known as Cate Mumford. And they made the long trek to the Smith Fieldhouse. Where they found the gym locked and closed up. It was not okay. So then they decided to just call it quits and take the long way home. The end.