However . . . once I became an adult I decided to put away childish things. And one of those things was the deliciously candy coated, pill shaped, orange flavored delight that is a Tic-Tac.
Here are my reasons:
a) You have to eat like five Tic-Tacs to get even marginal breath enhancing results,
b) They leave a candy film on your teeth (an effective combatant to their intended purpose, (and)
c) 5 Gum is way better.
However, one evening, while watching I am Legend, my thoughts turned (rather forcefully) toward Tic-Tacs courtesy of Shrek (“you definitely need some Tic-Tacs or something cause your breath STINKS”)
And that’s when I knew that I needed to have a Tic-Tac. If only just to remember how they tasted.
So when the opportunity presented itself I took it.
My roommates who knew nothing about my summer undertaking must have been very confused at my desire to photo document the event.