If I Controlled the Universe

1) We’d all be done with finals
2) Summer would be here
3) Otter Pops would be considered a form of entertainment
4) Petey would do toe touches everyday
5) Eight hours of sleep each night would be required by law
6) Eating pizza for breakfast would be illegal
7) Animation majors would be the most attractive people on the face of the planet
8) Really excellent gingerbread would be sold in vending machines


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