Were I alive in 1983, AND hanging around the Knoxville Civic Auditorium on May 21st, I could have been, Miss Utah, the 13th runner up in the Miss United States Pageant.Only no one would vote for me: 1) because I word-vomit in front of crowds,
2) and am really very clumsy,
3) and would never wear a swimsuit if I knew that a video-recording device was in 100 yards of my person. . . . but other than that, I think I had a pretty good shot.