Saturday was the longest day of my life. I don’t think I stopped moving–except for about five seconds . . .That is when I saw a deer on campus. It was just chilling out by the Brimhall Building, probably having a mid-day snack, when I stumbled across its path. I stopped dead in my tracks, and she looked up. I thought she was going to run away, but I guess she didn’t consider me to be a huge threat, because she just went back to her foraging. I walked within six inches of her, and even thought about reaching out and touching the bridge of her nose. But then I got worried that she might be carrying all manner of nasty BYU woodland diseases. So I got scared and left.